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3 men, an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Irishman, go in to a bar and they each order a drink.

They all sit down at a table and three flies come along. One fly lands in each man’s drink.

The Englishman looks at the fly in his drink and says, "Oh dear, I can’t drink that now!"

The Scotsman looks at the fly takes it out and says, "Get outta there, you little bugger!"

The Irishman looks at the fly and turns all red in the face. He picks up the fly, sets it on the rim of the glass and starts screaming, "SPIT IT OUT!!!!!"