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There once was a mobster who employed a deaf and dumb accountant. For years all went well between the two until one day the mobster decides to double check his books and, found he was short by 10 million. Enraged he sent for the accountant, who returned accompanied by his brother, who could speak sign language.

"Tell your brother I want to know where my 10 million’s gone".

After a quick exchange the translating brother reported that the accountant knew nothing about the missing millions.

The angry Mafioso then pulled out a gun and held it to his accountant’s head. "You tell this lying son of a whore that if he don’t tell me where my money is in the next 20 seconds, I’ll blow his F£*&?^% brains out."

The brother duly translated this message, and the accountant furiously signaled back that the money was hidden under a bed in his house.

"Well said the thug, "what did the little rat say?"

"He said," replies the brother "that you haven’t got the balls."