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This elderly gentleman and his wife were on vacation out west. They had always talked of taking this vacation. Now that the children were out of the house and they were both retired they finally had the chance. As they headed out west they began bickering at each other. He would drive and would look at the map to try to figure out where they were and she would yell at him to stop for directions.

Well she was going a little deaf so he would have to yell at her to get her attention. One day they were driving and had to stop for gas. This was an older gas station and someone actually came out to pump the gas.

The man asked, " Would you like premium or regular ?"

The Gentleman responded, "Regular."

His wife said, "What did he say?"

The Gentleman stated loudly, "HE ASKED IF WE WANTED PREMIUM OR REGULAR?"

She stated, "Regular, Thank you."

The attendant smiled and began cleaning their windshield.

The Attendant asked, "Would you like me to check your oil ?"

The man said, "Yes, thank you."

His wife asked, "What did he say?"

The man said more loudly, "HE ASKED IF WE WANTED HIM TO CHECK THE OIL ?"

She stated, " Yes, that would be great, I've been telling him to check it since Indiana."

The attendant smiled again. The elderly gentleman got out of the car.

The attendant asked, "Where are you folks from?"

The gentleman stated, "Cleveland, Ohio." Without missing a beat he interrupted his wife and said very loudly, "HE ASKED WHERE WE WERE FROM AND I SAID CLEVELAND, OHIO !!"

The attendant said smiling, "Ya know, I got drunk once in Cleveland and woke up the next morning in bed with the ugliest woman you ever saw."

The elderly woman yelled, "WHAT DID HE SAY ?"

Her husband yelled back, "HE SAYS HE THINKS HE KNOWS YOU !"