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Dominique and His Performing Alligator
The circus is in town and the posters advertising it are promising an act never seen before in the UK.
On the opening night they have a full house and all the traditional acts go down well. Then the final unique act,
Dominique and his performing alligator.
Yes Dominique brings on his trained alligator and puts him through his paces, roller skates, riding a bike, balancing
on the high wire etc. Then for the grand finale, Dominique announces to the crowd that he will prove just how well
trained his alligator is.
Dominique says to the alligator "open your mouth wide and do not move under any circumstances". He then
puts his hand in the alligators mouth and it does not move. He puts his whole arm in the alligators mouth, again
it does not move. He puts his head in the alligators mouth, it doesn't even blink. Then in the ultimate show of
confidence he drops his trousers and puts his dick in the alligators mouth, picks up a baseball bat and clobbers
the alligator over the head. The alligator doesn't flinch.
Dominique says to the crowd "I hope you have seen just how well trained my alligator is. Would anyone from
the audience like to give it a try". Not surprisingly there is little response. But suddenly from the back
a little old lady plucks up courage and says:
"I'll give it a go sonny, but you've got to promise not to hit me too hard with that baseball bat".