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So, this guy walks into a bar and orders a coke. The bartender looks at him quizzically and says "A coke? Are you sure you wouldn't rather have a beer?"

So the guy says, "No, I think I would rather have a coke, thanks"

Bartender: "Look around you. This is a bar. Everyone is drinking beer. Don't you think a beer would be better? It would make you feel really good."

Guy: "Look, I was in here last week and I had a beer. I had a few beers as a matter of fact. Maybe too many, because I went home, blew chunks, and passed out."

Bartender: "Oh yea, well that's nothing new. That happens to everybody."

Guy: "I don't think so. Chunks is my dog."