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A Baby Elephant's Trunk
This couple are out having a romantic meal for the first time together.Suddenly something from the man's side whips
from under the table, steals a bread roll and dissappears back under the table. The guy doesn't blink aneyelid
and the woman can't tell whether it really happened. She says nothing.
Well, damn, the same thing happens again. The woman checks the guy out and sure he makes out like nothing happened
so she holds it in. A little timepasses. The, hell, it happens a third time and the woman can no longer holdit
in and she speaks up demanding to know what's going on.
The man explains."Look, I was in an accident in India.. I lost my ..penis.. thesurgeons transplanted a baby
elephant's trunk in it's place and, well, I'vegrown to accept it and hell, It's embarrassing but that's it".
"No, no.."the woman says "that's absolutely incredible. And you mean the trunk keepsstealing the
bread rolls like an elephant. WOW. Look that's so amazingwould you mind doing it again?"
The guy replies "Look, I'd really love to but my ass couldn't handle another bread roll".