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(Mama Mia!)

Mia had just got married and being a traditional Italian, she was still a virgin. So, on her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was nervous. But her mother reassured her. "Don' worry, Mia. Rico, he's a good man. Go upstairs and he take care of you." So up she went. When she got upstairs, Rico took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Mia ran downstairs to her mother and says, "Mama, Mama, Rico's got a big hairy chest." "Don' worry, Mia," says the mother," all good men hava hairy chests. Go upstairs. He take good care of you." So, up she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Rico took off his pants exposing his hairy legs. Again, Mia ran downstairs to her mother. "Mama, Mama, Rico took off his pants and he's got hairy legs!" "Don' worry. All good men have hairy legs. Rico, he's a good man. Go upstairs and he take good care of you." So up she went again. When she got up there, Rico took off his socks and on his left foot he was missing three toes! When Mia saw this, she ran downstairs. "Mama, Mama, Rico's got a foot and a half!" "Stay here and stirra the pasta," says the mother. "This is a job for Mama!"