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There was an Englishman, German, and a Japanese man, chosen to see how they would cope on a deserted island for a couple of years.

The German took control when they got there and offered his services to do all the building work as Germans were good at this sort of thing, the Englishman volunteered to do all the catering as English cuisine was so excellent. The Japanese man asked what he's job could be after a bit of thinking they said he could look after supplies.

After a year or so when the time was up and the organizers came to pick them up they saw the most amazing structures dotted around the island, and they noticed the lovely smell of cooking coming from the camp.

One of the organizers asks the German "it seems you have all done fantastically well but where is the Japanese man gone."

The Englishman looked at the German and they realized they had seen nothing of him. When the group were heading back through the thick undergrowth back to the boat to leave out jumps the Japanese man with an ostrich's feather lodged in his arse screaming "SUPPLIES."