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Auto Accident Descriptions
The following quotes are actual statements found on insurance forms where car drivers attempted to summarize the
details of an accident in the fewest possible words.
* Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.
* The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intentions.
* I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my hand through it.
* I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.
* A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face.
* The guy was all over the road, I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.
* I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed for the embankment.
* As I approached the intersection a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before.
* My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle.
* I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat, I found that I had a fractured skull.
* The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run, so I ran over him.
* I saw a slow-moving sad-faced old gentleman as he bounced off the hood of my car.
* I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him.
* I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows.
* I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble, when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident.
* I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.
* In my attempt to hit a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.
* The telephone poll was approaching. I was attempting to swerve out of its way, when it struck my front end.
* An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my vehicle and vanished.
* The indirect cause of this accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.
