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Tiger pelts
New Deli, India
A man from New Delhi, India arrived at San Francisco International Airport where he showed custom officials a rug made from a full grown tiger pelt with the head of the animal still attached and properly taxidermed. The man failed to realize that such items are considered illegal in the United States as the tiger is an endangered species. Custom officials seized the pelt and upon closer examination discovered two kilos of heroin within the skull of the animal. The man was promptly arrested.

Glass Eyes
Unknown location
A man was pulled over for suspicion of DUI. The officer had him walk the white line to prove his sobriety. After the man stumbled about, he explained to the officer that he could not walk straight because he had a glass eye. Suspecting the man was lying, the officer asked the man which of his eyes was the glass. The man replied, "Both of them."

Hitching a Ride
Indiana Co. PA
As a man approached the scene of a vehicle accident, he was flagged down by a ragged looking man. The man asked for a ride. He said that he had to get out of the there because he was drunk and had just crashed his car. The driver of the fully marked State Patrol car drove to the scene of the accident. After the investigation, the man was arrested for DUI and also possession of marijuana.

That’s My Parking Spot
Durham, North Carolina
After returning to his dorm late one night after a party, a college senior circled the parking lot for over ten minutes looking for a parking space. He saw one open up but was beat out by another man. So enraged was he that he snatched the driver of the other car from his vehicle and assaulted him. An eyewitness called the police who quickly arrived. As he struggled with the police, a small bag of marijuana fell from his pocket. The man was arrested for DUI and drug possession.

Curbs Get In The Way
Roseville, CA
Driving home inebriated from the local bar, a man hit a curb just a few blocks from his home. As the car would not start, the man began to push it home. Quickly, he became tired and walked to a pay phone to call 911. When the police arrived, the man was arrested for DUI.