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Pass It Over
East Hartford, CT
In East Hartford, CT, a couple of guys were sitting outside an apartment building, smoking a joint. They were so intent on their conversation that an UNIFORMED cop walked up beside them & held out his hand and they passed the joint to him!

Can I Get My Van Back?
Unknown
A man was transporting drugs in a van. After he realized that the police were trailing him, he drove into a sugarcane field, abandoning the van. The van was impounded by the police and the drugs were confiscated. A few weeks later, the man called the police asking when he could have his van back. The police told him to go to the local DEA office and he could have it back. He went and was quickly arrested.

Fried Out
Sanford Florida
A man went to the county jail to visit his friend. While waiting in the lobby, he lit a marijuana cigarette. Jail officials arrested the man as soon as he exited the lobby area. In addition to the cigarette, he had half a pound of marijuana on his person.

Can't Sleep
Unknown
A crackhead got bored one night and decided to walk to the nearest convenience store. Dressed in a ski mask, tee shirt, and shorts, the man stole just a few dollars. He was arrested the next morning because the clerk recognized the fake gold chain.