The Sound of Homer

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Dog: (Barking) Homer: I guess you might say he is barking up the wrong bush, HaHaHa. Homer's Mind: There it is Homer the cleverest thing you'll ever say and nobody heard it Homer: Doh!	Homer: Ahh $20 I wanted a peanut Homer's Mind: $20 can buy many peanuts Homer: Explain how Homer's Mind: Money can be exchanged for goods and services Homer: Wohoo
Homer: Kids, you tried your best and failed missaribly, the lesson is never try.	Homer: Hello, Dean you are a stupid head. Dean: Homer is that you? Homer: Arrghh!
Homer: Here are your messages, you have 30 minutes to move your car, you have 10 minutes, your car has been impounded, your car has been crushed into a cube, you have 30 minutes to move your cube. (phone rings and Homer anaswers) Hello, mr. Burn's office. Burns: Is it about my cube?	Homer: Doughnut? Lisa: No thanke, do you have any fruit? Homer: This has purple stuff inside, purple is a fruit
Homer: Ok, brain you don't like me and I don't like you. But, let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.	Homer: Ahhh, I love these real saturdays they are so relaxing, not like that fake saturday that almost got me fierd.
Homer: Hello operator give me the Number for 911.	Homer: Oh, there is only one can of beer left and it's Bart's
Homer: remember when I got caugt stealing all those watches from Sears? Marge: Umhum Homer: well that is nothing because you have a gambeling problem and remember when I let that escaped lunatic in the house because he was dressed like santa clause? marge: Umhum Homer: well you have a gambeling problem	Unknown: Take this object but beware it carries a terriable curse Homer: Ohh, that's bad Unknown: But it comes with a free Frogurt Homer: Ohh, that's good Unknown: But the frogurt is also cursed Homer: Ohh that's bad Unknown: But you get your choice of toppings Homer: Ohh that's good Unknown: The toppings contain Potassium Bensonate (pause), that's bad. Homer: Can I go now?
Homer: When Marge first told me she was going to police academy I thought it would be fun and exciting, you know like that movie space balls, but insted it has been painful and disturbing like that movie police academy	Homer: I hope I haven't upset you, bongo Head! Hey Huh huga bugla hunga halaka bulda lala buldalakunga (sounds he makes when he plays on burn's head) Burns: I know I should be resting this, but I'm paralized with rage... and island rythms.