Holding Tank
Unknown
A couple was out camping in their motor home. They came back after a walk & things didn't look quite right
around their motor home. So they took a look around. They found a man in the bushes that had just vomited everywhere.
What happened was the guy had tried to siphon gas from the motor home, but instead got the holding tank.
Tangled Up
Unknown
Three criminals, being transported to a different jail, made a dash for freedom as they were unloaded from the
back of the Sheriff's van. The three were all on one long chain that connected at the wrists. They only got about
10 feet, though. As they ran down the sidewalk, they tried to go in different directions around a telephone pole.
The only trouble the police had with the capture was untangling them from each other and the pole.
Heist
Unknown
Two brilliant criminal masterminds were attempting to break into a safe to get at whatever goodies might be hiding
inside. After failing to pick the lock, they decided that they would blast it open with dynamite (they just happened
to have some with them). Upon detonating the dynamite most of the room in which the safe was located was destroyed.
The safe, however, stood fast. The brilliant gangsters then decided to shove the safe out of the window, as they
were on the second floor, and this would surely break the safe open to expose it's contents. This too, failed.
Sherlock and Watson then decided to run a chain from the safe to the back of their pickup, and drag it away to
someplace where they would have more time to dissect it. As they headed down the road at a rapid pace with their
booty in tow, they came upon a traffic light, which turned red just as they were approaching the intersection.
They had to stop quickly, and luckily, their pickup had good brakes. The safe, however, did not. It promptly rammed
the rear of the truck, lifting the back off the ground and lodging it self underneath. This pretty well brought
this little heist to a close.
Liquor Store
Loogootee, Indiana
It seems two ladies in Loogootee, IN held up a liquor store in town then went three blocks to a motel and checked
in. They drove by the police station in the process. Real dumb crooks! The police had them in a few minutes.
Camera's See all
New Hampshire
This is a story of a police officer in NH. He pulled over a woman and told her to get out of her car. He started
to beat her with the nightstick. He then told her to get back in her car. At this point he gave her a ticket and
told her to "Get the hell outta here!" The stupid part was he left the camera in his cruiser running.