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Poop
Unknown
A man stole a plastic bag full of dog manure from an old woman walking her dog.

Too Much Info
Memphis, Tennessee
A man called Crime Stoppers to report a crime so he could collect the reward money. He told so much about the crime the police knew he had committed it. So they got his name & address and sent a police car out to pick him up and arrest him.

Look Mommy
Cam Ranh Bay
A newly arrived young trooper decided to impress his parents by sending them a "War Souvenir." So he carefully packs up his Army-issue pistol belt and canteen and addresses the package to his parents. What caught the attention of the postal inspectors and won him a court martial for theft of government property was that he filled out the required customs declaration stating that the package contained a pistol belt and canteen.

Liar Liar
Unknown
The police dept. had arrested a man for an unknown crime. During interrogation, one officer took a metal colander with two wires spiraling and taped to a copy machine, with a paper stating "he's lying" placed in the copy machine. The officers then began questioning the man, telling him the machine was a lie detector. Whenever the police thought he wasn't telling the truth, one would push the copy button. After a couple copies were made, the man admitted guilt to the crime.

Plexi-Glass
Arkansas
Seems this guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window. The cinder block bounced back and hit the would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. Seems the liquor store window was made of Plexi-Glass. The whole event was caught on videotape.