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Wrong Plug In
Seattle, Washington
When a man attempted to siphon gasoline form a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he
bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find an ill man curled up next to a motor home near spilled sewage.
A police spokesperson said that the man admitted to trying to steal gasoline and plugged his hose into the motor
home's sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges, saying that it was the best
laugh he'd ever had.
May I Take Your Order?
Ypsilanti, Michigan
The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan at 8:50am
flashed a gun and demanded cash. The clerk tuned him down because he said he couldn't open the cash register without
a food order. When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren't available for breakfast. The man, frustrated,
walked away.
Pop Machine
Unknown
A man tried shaking a pop machine to get free pop. However he shook the machine to hard and the machine fell on
him, and killed him instantly.
Life Raft
Seattle, Washington
In Seattle Washington some employees of Boing Aircraft stole a large life raft that is used on the 747. They went
to the river and inflated it. Very shortly after that the Coast Guard was on the scene. They didn't know that a
locator signal was activated when the raft was inflated. They no longer work at Boing BNM.
Dumb Family Criminals
Unknown
There was a poor family, a man and wife in their late twenties, early thirties that lived in a trailer park. They
had two kids, and they decided to rob and armored vehicle. They did the deed, and got away with $17 million. Instead
of putting their money in a foreign account, they began to lavishly spend, buying a million-dollar house, speedboats,
and BMW's. Needless to say, both held minimum wage jobs, were investigated, and caught! DUH!