Opps!
Unknown
A thief, after robbing a bank, ran out in the middle of a busy street to try to blend in to escape from the police
that were chasing him. So, the crook ran into the middle of a group of runners. What the thief didn't know that
the group of runners was actually a group of police academy recruits out for a morning run.
Panty Hose
Columbus, Georgia
A guy was holding up a bank, he had pantyhose on his head as a disguise. The guy suffocated, and had to be taken
to the hospital!
Quarters
Pennsylvania
A man who was in PA was accused of vending machine vandalism and was taken to court and charged after being found
guilty he was fined 500 dollars and he paid the fine all in quarters.
Hi, My Name Is…
Memphis, Tennessee
Upon gaining entrance to the suspects house police did a search and could not find her. An officer asked if a door
off from the master bedroom had been checked and was told no. So upon opening the door there set the lady with
3 Felony warrants. They asked her name and she said "Betty" then her husband said it was "Carol"
and an officer turned around and told her to stand up she was under arrest and she said her name was "Linda."
They guess that they scared the crap out of her so bad she could not even remember her first false name.
Am I Under Arrest
Memphis, Tennessee
An officer had been tracking this fugitive for about a week and had missed him every time when he went to his house.
So the officer called one night from a man's house and got in touch with him. He agreed to meet with him at the
CJC (Criminal Justice Center) and set a new court date at 9am on the steps. Well, 9 am came and the fugitive walked
up and identified himself. They placed him in cuffs as they walked in the CJC he asked if he was under-arrest?
All he could was smile and keep walking.