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Gun Closet
Unknown
A criminal broke into a guy's house and shoved the old man into a closet, unfortunately, he shoved him into the closet that held the man's gun collection. At the time I heard this story, the criminal was in critical condition.

Sleepy Time
Unknown
A criminal who broke into a couple's house started to take the TV, but instead he turned it on and began to watch. He supposedly liked the program that was on and laid down on the bed. Since it was at night he was tired and fell asleep. So when the couple came home the next day they found him and called the police.

Too Ugly
South California
A police Dispatcher for a Southern California Law Enforcement Agency had a male caller reporting that a prostitute had ripped him off. He ordered her through some sort of an escort agency. Well, when she came to the door he realized she wasn't worth paying for & told her to forget it. Apparently her pimp wasn't very happy about that so he broke down the door & took his money. His comment as he was reporting the crime was "I was not going to pay for that! She's was just ugly."

Baggy Pants
Unknown
On COPS one night this police officer was chasing this criminal. The criminal was sagging, so when the cop was chasing him the criminal's pants fell down bellow his knees. He then tripped and fell down on his face then while the criminal was on the ground the cop caught up with him and arrested him.

Sleeping On The Job
Ohio
In Ohio a little while back, a criminal mastermind was robbing a house. He got tired while doing so he climbed to the top of a bunk bed and went to sleep. The child saw him there and told his mother. He was later arrested for "sleeping on the job."