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Wrong Bag!
South Carolina
A man was walking his dog, in a Resort area carrying a bag of fresh scooping when a purse-snatcher came running up, grabbed the bag, and made his speedy getaway. I would pay good money to see his face when he opened his bag of loot!

Wrong School
Iowa
A man was suspected of robbing a school. While in court he asked why some schools had alarms. The judge said," Why do you want to know." The suspect replied," Cause the one I robbed did!" He was charged with 5years in prison for breaking in and entering in a school.

Real Criminals
Unknown
During the filming of the weekly TV series "Homicide", production was interrupted when two criminals, fleeing the scene of their crime surrendered to a bunch of actors dressed up like police. The bad guys thought that they had been "headed off" by the real cops and that carried the explosion.

Bad punishment
Unknown
It seems that this genius decided to rob a bank - a BLOOD bank! (There must be a TON of cash there!) He cases the joint and figures that by breaking in on Friday night he would have all the time in the world because the place doesn't open up again until 8 or so Monday morning. Somehow he came up with the bright idea to climb down an airshaft from the roof to not invite unwanted attention. His operation began sometime Friday night and was going as planned until he lost his grip and slipped down the 20-foot vertical shaft and came to an abrupt stop in the office. With one leg on either side of an office partition which ended less than a foot below the opening of the shaft from which he was now dangling. Unable to go up or down he remained their 'til Monday where he was discovered. When they found him he was suffering from dehydration, delirious from pain, and his genitals were swollen to the size of grapefruits-each! After lowering him down they owner didn't press charges because he said nothing could be more punishment than that.

Flashlights
Pensacola, Florida
A man robs a motel late at night and then proceeds to run into the nearby woods. The clerk called the police and upon arriving they started to search the woods. Since it was pitch black that night they figured they would never catch the perpetrator until one of them noticed flashing red lights. The robber was wearing a pair of sneakers that have the flashing lights when he steps.