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Alcohol Quotes
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they are going to feel all day.
Dean Martin
May I suggest, Sir that if you want an impenetrable disguise for the fancy dress ball, that you go sober?
Samuel Foote
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
Oscar Wilde
There are more old drunks than old doctors.
Francois Rabelais
I never drink water because of all the disgusting things that fish do in it.
W.C. Fields
He once had his toes amputated so he could stand closer to the bar.
Mike Harding
What contemptible scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch?
W.C. Fields
The trouble with him is that when he is not drunk he is sober.
W.B. Yeats
The AAAA is a new organization for drunks who drive. Give them a call and they'll tow you away from the bar.
Martin Burden
He awoke with a severe hangover. His mouth felt as if it had been used as a latrine by some small animal.
Kingsley Amis
I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.
Dean Marrtin
I can't die until the government finds a safe place to bury my liver.
Phil Harris
Actually, it only takes one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is. I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the
fourteenth.
George Burns
I have been advised by the best medical authority, at my age, not to attempt to give up alcohol.
W.C. Fields
I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but I'm in no hurry.
Robert Benchley
I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
Joe E. Lewis
There are just two reasons for drinking. One is when you are thirsty, to cure it, the other, when you are not thirsty,
to prevent it.
Thomas Love Peacock
