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C O C K N E Y R H Y M I N G S L A N G
THE BODY, ITS PARTS AND FUNCTIONS
Barnet Fair = Hair
Berkshire Hunt = C*$t (He's a right Berk)
Boat Race = Face
Bottle and Glass = Arse
Chalfont St Gyles = Piles
Chalk Farm = Arm
Cobblers Awls = Balls (A load of old cobblers)
Derby Kelly = belly
Douglas Hurd = Turd
Eartha Kitt = Shit
Fife and Drum = Bum
Friar Tuck = F#*k
Ghunga Dhin = chin
Gregory Peck = Neck
Gypsies Kiss = Piss
Ham and Eggs = Legs
Hampstead heath = teeth
Hampton Wick = Prick (penis)
Hobson's Choice = Voice
Ivory Band = Hand
J. Arthur Rank = Wank (Having a J. Arthur)
Jimmy Riddle = Piddle (urinate)
Khybur Pass = Arse
Loaf of Bread = Head
Mince Pies = Eyes
Newington Butts = guts
North and South = Mouth
Oliver Twist = Wrist
Orchestra Stalls = Balls
Plates of Meat = Feet
Pony and Trap = Crap
Raspberry Ripple = Nipple
Raspberry Tart = Fart (blowing raspberries)
Richard the 3rd = Turd
Tom and Dick = Sick
Tom Tit = Shit
Tommy Rollocks = Bollocks
Turkish Delight = Shite
CLOTHING ETC
Airs and Graces = Braces
Almond Rocks = Socks
Daisy roots = Boots
Dicky Dirt = Shirt
East and West = Vest
Kippers = Slippers
Peckham Rye = Tie
Round the Houses = Trousers
Sky Rocket = Pocket
Tit for Tat = Hat (titfer) Turtle Doves = Gloves Whistle and Flute = Suit
DOWN THE PUB
Aristotle = Bottle
Brahms and Liszt = Pissed
Battlecruiser = Boozer (Pub)
Elephants Trunk = Drunk
Fine and Dandy = Brandy
Finger and Thumb = Rum
Fishermans Daughter = Water
Gold Watch = Scotch
Pigs Ear = Beer
Plink-Plonk = vin Blanc (Wine, A bottle of plonk)
Rub-a-Dub = Pub
Salmon and Trout = Stout
Tiddlywink = Drink
Vera Lynn = Gin
PEOPLE AND SLANG USED FOR THEM
Artful Dodger = Lodger
Bricks and Mortar = Daughter
China Plate = Mate (Hello me ol' china)
Duchess of Fyfe = Wife (The Duchess)
Dustbin Lid = Kid
Four by Two = Jew
Ginger Beer = Queer
Iron Hoof = Poof
Love and Kisses = Mrs.
Merchant Banker = Wanker
Mother of Pearl = Girl
Old Pot and Pan = Old Man (husband)
Skin and Blister = Sister
Treacle Tart = Sweetheart
Trouble and Strife = Wife
Tin Lid = Yid
MISCELLANEOUS
Adam and Eve = Believe
Apples and Pears = stairs
Ball and Chalk = Walk
Barnaby Rudge = Judge
Barny Rubble = Trouble
Bird Lime = Time
Bob Hope = Dope (Marijuana)
Borasic Lint = Skint (broke)
Brixton Riot = Diet
Brown Bread = Dead
Bread and Honey = Money
Bubble and Squeak = Speak
Bull and Cow = Row
Butchers Hook = Look
Cain and Abel = Table
Cape of Good Hope = Soap
Cat and Mouse = House
Cherry Hog = Dog
Cock and Hen = Ten
Collar and Tie = Pie
Currant bun = Sun
Dicky Bird = Word (Don't say a Dicky Bird)
Dog and Bone = telephone
Duke of Kent = Rent
Elephant and Castle = Parcel
Flowery Dell = Cell (Prison Cell)
Fore and Aft = Daft
Frog and Toad = Road
Gary Glitter = Shitter
Greengages = wages
Half-inch = pinch (to steal)
Harry Tate = Eight
Highland Fling = Ring
Holy Ghost = Toast
Jam Jar = Car
Jack and Jill = Hill or Bill
Jack the Ripper = kipper
Joanna = Piano Johnny Horner = Corner
Kick and Prance = Dance
Lady Godiva = Fiver
Lemonade = Spade
Linen Draper = Newspaper (Reading the Linen)
Little White Mice = dice
Mickey Bliss = Piss (Taking the Mickey)
Mutt and Jeff = Deaf
Oily Rag = Fag (cigarette)
Oxford Scholar = Dollar
Paraffin Lamp = Tramp
Pen and Ink = Stink
Pork Pies = Lies
Potatoes in the Mould = cold (It's taters, aint it !)
Rabbit and Pork = Talk (Rabbit's too much)
Rory O'Moore = Door
Rosie Lee = Tea
Ruby Murray = Curry
Sausage and Mash = Cash
Septic Tank = Yank
Sherbet Dab = Cab
Steam Tug = Mug
Sweeny Todd = Flying Squad (Police)
Syrup of Fig = Wig
Tea Leaf = thief
Tin Tack = Sack
Tomfoolery = Jewellery (A nice piece of Tom)
Tom Mix = Six
Trick Cyclist = Psychiatrist
Todd Sloane = On your own (on yer Todd)
Uncle Ned = Bed
NON RHYMING SLANG
Monkey = £500
Pony = £25
Score = £20
